dagnirovanaliel

Title: Keep You Forever
Fandom: SPN RPS
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened, this has absolutely no basis in reality, and this is not meant to defame or infringe upon the real names mentioned within.
Word count: 4,100
Summary: from this thread here at the anonmeme. Jared is a 23-year-old amateur taxidermist with a speech defect. His favorite hobbies are eating, community service, and writing poetry. Jensen is 27 and works at the local pound. He lives in a tiny apartment with five scary, perpetually stoned roommates, and he has anger management problems and OCD.
When three puppies go missing from the pound where Jensen works, their worlds collide! I think I managed to get all the elements in here…

(for those coming over from the anonmeme: Anon commenting is on, IP logging is off.)

Warnings: Deaths of puppies, creepiness, vaguely implied necrophilia, cliché’d smut, complete failure to research anything. Character death. Sort-of snuff (I guess?) In other words, HIGHLY DISTURBING.

( oh god what have I done )

Title: After
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Pairing: Gen
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or anything to do with it.
Notes: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR 5.22. Also I am drunk.
( Summary and fic after the cut )

If anyone is at all interested:

I am auctioning off two SPN Season 3 DVD sets on help_haiti. The thread is here:

http://community.livejournal.com/help_haiti/2138.html?thread=4552026#t4552026

My first fanvid. :D

Lucifer/everybody. Spoilers up through 5x10.



(I need a Supernatural icon)

This is a fic I started back in, like, sometime last summer. End of June, maybe? Whoa.

Anyway, I finally finished it!



Title: Overlook This Taint
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Rating: Hard R.
Pairing: Kirk/OC, Kirk/Spock
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek or anything to do with it.
Notes: Written for the (now closed) Star Trek XI kink meme here for a certain awesome person. ILU BB, and sorry for taking, like, half a year. <3 THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC.
Summary: Spock finds Kirk, tortured and bloodied, on a hostile planet, and fights to put him back together--and survive amidst those who want them both dead--with no hope of escape.
Warnings: ( cut for triggers, spoilers )

( Begin )

I typed up a transcript of the part of the radio show. I can't tell the difference between the voices, and some of the person-shifts may be incorrect, but it's still word-for-word (or near as hell) what was said.


( Transcript! )

Last night I emailed the assholes I mentioned in my last post, and this afternoon I got a response:

They're NOT a woman just because they lop their penis off. Sorry. Not a pregnant man if you still have ovaries and a uterus.....you're a pregnant WOman. Sorry. Just the truth. I have a Steelers jersey on today, and it doesn't make me a football player. They DO exist, but they exist as whatever sex they were born into.....again, sorry....the truth.

WHAT THE FUCK. I'm sending a reply; I'll let you know if anything comes of it.

WARNING: DISCUSSION OF SELF-MUTILATION

A couple weeks ago, WalesOnline posted this story about a 61-year-old transwoman who performed a sex change on herself after being told she'd have to wait two years for reassignment surgery. That's not the rage.

The morning show of my local alternative radio station (105.7 The Point out of St. Louis, MO http://www.1057thepoint.com/) got a hold of it. The podcast is here and the story starts at 25:30.

The hosts were fairly neutral through the telling of the story, claiming they don't have an issue with SRS, and aside from the snide laughter I started thinking they might get through the whole thing okay.

Shows what I know.

( cut for language and rage-inducing quotes )

MP3 version because the other thing will probably disappear tomorrow:

woody&rizzuto8.27.09.mp3 -

Title: The Dangers of Guests
Fandom: Star Trek XI / Fakenews
Rating: PG
Pairing: "Stephen"/Jon mentioned
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek or anything to do with it. Stephen belongs to himself, and this pretty obviously never happened. Also, I don't own the person at the end.
Notes: Written for the Star Trek XI kink meme here.
Summary: "Stephen" steals a time machine and hops into the future. Shenanigans on the Enterprise ensue.

( You mean I'm on Star Trek? )